Mile Marker Twenty-Five

Attend a social gathering in a high-rise apartment;
A studio full of mid-twenties bohemian intellectual hipsters;
The women with high-heels on their feet;
The men wearing pinstriped button-down Ralph Lauren;
Red wine, white wine, martinis, home-brewed beer;
No Head sitting in a dark corner rolling blunts;
No yokels throwing garbage cans at each other;
No one steals the keg tap, for there is no tap to steal;
Just civilized conversation to the soundtrack of Arctic Monkeys and Arcade Fire;
Ken Kesey labeled them as the "Beautiful People", tomorrow's corporate leaders;

Christ, is this where Smokie belongs?
Is this his final resting place?
No, not for the Rogue Maverick, he's gotta keep movin;
After all, he has a Hellhound on his trail.